Pardon me if I'm not driving 15 miles over the speed limit. Excuse me if I follow the speed limit when metro is driving next to me on the interstate. STOP TAILGATING ME! It's not funny and I understand that you may be impatient, but that is no excuse for this appalling behavior! You're driving in an audi, impala, infinity, or mercedes and you think that while you are in that vehicle you are King of the world. If you would just merge appropriately and not try to pass me because you think that you will be faster than the rest of traffic on this one lane road you wouldn't be so frustrated all the time when you drive. I just want to get a bumper sticker for my car that says, "Chill the fuck out. You're just driving," People do not understand in the city of Nashville how to drive. I am not going to speak out and say that I am a wonderfully amazing driver, because I too, am new to the driving world. With only 3 years of experience under my belt, I've still got a heaping amount of learning to do. Regardless people do not understand what a yield sign means and they just pull out in front of you whilst you're driving 45 miles an hour. And what's up with people not using their blinkers, just slowing down 400 feet before their turn and going 20 mph, and without signal just turn. It's so frustrating! Drivers need to communicate with one another and treat each other as neighbors would. It's almost as if people are performing mass murders while they are driving.
I even have a bumper sticker that says, "If you tailgate me I'll flick a booger on your windshield." I really don't think that people believe me when I say that; its nearly more encouraging for their disrespectful behavior. Oh Lord. So, I have started using my horn. Yes, you read that correctly. I am venturing out in this town to use my horn to get people to understand that they are being horrible drivers. I used it on the interstate the other day when someone cut me off and they got frightened. Yes! I am talking to you & yes I am upset that you just pulled in front of me with barely any space between me and the care in front of me. He used his blinker for the next move! One driver at a time, one driver at a time is all it takes. Nashville I'm coming for you! If you see me driving my Honda CR-V green, with a "Keep Tahoe Blue", "Italia Soccer", "Nashville State", and "If you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windshield" sticker, give me a wave and I might, just might flip you off, depending on if you've read this blog and are performing such actions.
Oh Nashville, together, we can change these terrible drivers.
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